Things you don't hear in So Cal- Part 1

I have decided to keep a list and post blogs with things you would never hear in California. The difference between Southeastern Oklahoma and Southern California... these are actually quotes that have been said to me or I have overheard...

Things you would never hear said in California- Part 1

1.) "Did you cook that squirrel yet?"

2.) "Be careful that hog is still in the middle of the road."

3.) "Don shot Steve in the stomach again...no don't call 911 I'll just pull it out..."

4.) question "Did you go to prom last night?" response "No the pig got out again."

5.) "What I wouldn't do for some snuff right now." -coming from an 92 year-old bed bound woman.

I will continue this series as I get more quotes.